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Calm Your Tits - A 4 Week Workbook for Creativity, Transformation, and Self-Discovery

Calm Your T*ts
This is not your typical self-help workbook. Calm Your Tits combines humor, creativity, and actionable tools to guide you through 4 weeks of self-discovery and transformation

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Abundance Affirmation Infused Lucky Underwear

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My Latest Project

Meet Norm—an everyman with big emotions, bad luck, and a knack for finding trouble in the most extraordinary places. This 11-part journey is a wild blend of comedy, heartbreak, and surreal adventure as Norm tumbles through wormholes, labyrinths, and mind-bending worlds.
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