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Calm Your Tits - A 4 Week Workbook for Creativity, Transformation, and Self-Discovery

Calm Your T*ts
This is not your typical self-help workbook. Calm Your Tits combines humor, creativity, and actionable tools to guide you through 4 weeks of self-discovery and transformation

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Fortune-Infused Underwear
– Designed with Positive Intentions -

Every element of these underwear was designed with a purpose:

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  • Lucky Symbols: From the infinity sign symbolizing endless flow to the wheel of fortune and the lucky dragon, each element was chosen to represent prosperity and opportunity.

  • Root Chakra Affirmations: Intentionally placed, these words are a daily reminder of your worth, your power, and your readiness to receive abundance.

  • The Power of Yellow: A color of positivity and energy, designed to amplify your intentions.

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This is not about superstition or novelty. These underwear were created with care, intention, and the sincere hope that they will inspire you to reach for something bigger.

A POWERFUL MUG

Empower Your Day,  One Sip at a Time.

​ A daily ritual for aligning your mind, body, and intentions.

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Instructions for Use:

  1. Fill the mug with clean, fresh drinking water.

  2. Stand in front of a mirror, holding the mug in your less dominant hand.

  3. If you've selected the correct version of the mug, the hidden message will appear in the mirror.

  4. Read the message aloud three times as you focus on the intention behind it.

  5. After reading, drink the water with a sense of clarity and purpose.

    Available for BOTH
    LEFT HANDED & RIGHT HANDED

COMING SOON!

Move it! - Like the Universe has My Back - Teaser Poster
Meet Norm—an everyman with big emotions, bad luck, and a knack for finding trouble in the most extraordinary places. This 11-part journey is a wild blend of comedy, heartbreak, and surreal adventure as Norm tumbles through wormholes, labyrinths, and mind-bending worlds.
MUCH MORE TO COME
VERY SOON

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